darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the motto

Reblog if you’re Single.

whassupslut:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

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Let’s bring out the calculator

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Wait…

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omg

(Source: beautifulswaggirlz)

sherlock-holme-depot:

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

THIS IS PERFECT

zackisontumblr:

friends with overprotective parents

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